The tale of Deborah is a strange one indeed. Born in the year 2179 to colonists mining the solar system's asteroid belt, she led a quiet and peaceful life that consisted mostly of scrounging her family's home rock for interesting shiny pebbles with her half-robot, half-alien dog Roofums. However, such peace was not meant to last.
Marauding Space Pirate-Ninjas of the Cosmos (MSPNCs, or as they inexplicably call themselves, "accountants") tore through the sector that Deborah and her family resided in. Her family was massacred in a most horrid and brutal fashion as pirate-ninjas are wont to do, but fortunately through a clever system of traps and haydukery, she tricked the accountants into thinking that Roofums was in fact Deborah attempting an escape. Even though her "dog" was lost, she was alive.
A few Standard Time Units later, Deborah was picked up by Space Gypsies (also of the Cosmos, and also inexplicably self-named "accountants") who taught her the intricacies and mysteries of Space Gypsy magic, as well as the recipe for a time-traveling gumbo, which she promptly ate, went back in time to our current era, got drunk, and forgot the formula.
Deborah's current plans are to re-discover the gumbo formula, go forward in time and use her accountant magic to defeat the other accountants.
Confronting Deborah is extremely unwise.
This short biography was written by William Gaines, AKA the Drunken Greek Librarian at the End of the Universe, and may not be reproduced without his permission.
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